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Of All The Men of Azeroth, I Must Say- 
5th-Sep-2007 09:57 am
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That my least favorite race is the elf.

I do not know why every guy on TB who plays a Night Elf has decided to have a thing for Draenei chicks. Actually- most of the guys in my guild are either married to Draenei girls or just find them hot. -_-; That doesn't bother me.

What bothers me is the sheer number of asshats who decide to make jokes about showing me their own purple viper, or use their /dance emote to hump my leg. Niabi is young enough and bad enough at Common to dodge a lot of innuendo, but as her player, I am disgusted.

Lord Varrack has advised Niabi that if a man has a purple viper in his pants, the best thing she can do for him is to give him a sharp kick in the groin. Having a snake in one's trousers is very dangerous and the venom leads to mental instability. Clearly, beating them to death would be a mercy.

Niabi (36.5) has acquired a bad-tempered Mudrock Tortise named Eshkol (Hebrew, 'grape clusters'). I've decided her white moccasin from Zul'Farrack will probably be named Eglantine.
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